Plot twist:  Miranda Cosgrove is actually Lord Krishna

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ridhard:

Cosgrove’d

WHAT

My god.

When I tried anal sex I couldn't walk for a week. Now THAT is doing it right.
Anonymous

MOTHER COSGROVE I TRIED ANAL SEX NOW IT BURNS TO PEE HELP
Anonymous

ur doin it wrong

headstrongwolf:

reblog if u sacrificed ur virginity for satan so u could b miranda cosgrove <3

princeofmpreg:

she’s everywhere

That&#8217;s right.

princeofmpreg:

she’s everywhere

That’s right.

llamasaremybestfriends:

Miranda Cosgrove is so awkward and uncomfortable.

But let’s face it. We’re all awkward and uncomfortable.

Which makes us all

Miranda Cosgrove